Apparently you make a good broom.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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