4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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