I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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