just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
there is puke in my bra ... again
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