Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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