On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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