how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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