the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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