did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Your dad touched me again.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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