remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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