LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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