covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
one two three fourrrrnication!
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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