it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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