I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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