I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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