Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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