I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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