weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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