rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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