Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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