i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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