who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
