it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
send nudes
from the living room?
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