Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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