This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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