he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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