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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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