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i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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