Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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