Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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