He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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