His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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