Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
