Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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