Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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