butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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