yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he puts the penis in happiness.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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