Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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