Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml