I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.