I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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