Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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