Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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