So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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