Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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