You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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