You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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