Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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