so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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