Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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