I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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