You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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