Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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