i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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