White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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